2024 posts

weezer albums (worst to best)

♫ ooh-wee-ooh, this looks just like a new ranked list! oh-oh, and it goes from worst to best! people care what i think about the weezer songs, they all care 'bout that! ♫ (in which i rank all 16 weezer studio albums from worst to best!)

Nov 22, 2024

she's an angel: a trans allegory

my very long-winded, overly detailed, super transgender interpretation of the song 'she's an angel' by they might be giants. happy transgender awareness week!

Nov 15, 2024

happy halloween!

the witching hour is upon us! and as such, the halloween toni.zone theme has arrived! i've been preparing for this since i dropped the site, and now the time is finally here! halloween really sneaks up on you, doesn't it?

Oct 26, 2024

the loot retrospective

yet another collection of two thousand words memorializing the ridiculously detailed story of lootcreate and its different incarnations. lend it your eyes to hear of hyperspecialized javascript terminology and subpixel woes!

Oct 15, 2024

minecraft musings

a two-thousand-word essay going over minecraft, fleeting mortality, motivation and manipulation. click for the spinning of an emotional tale of abandonment, dizzying change, and beautifully full-circle thematic parallels!

Oct 6, 2024

toni.zone 2.0

a smaller essay than that chronicling the premiere voyage of toni.zone, but an essay nonetheless. read through to hear horror stories of css selectors and url search parameters! take a whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!

Oct 1, 2024